Bandit

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year old father. While he is there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?" The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep." The man says, "And the Viagra?" "Keeps him from falling out of bed."

The girls change but the performance is the same shit you have seen with 20/30 girls before. "Friends" most are out for themselves and couldn't careless. The couples have more about them than any of the girls will ever have. Any true voyeur knows, more to being a voyeur than sex and masturbation.

Eating Volcanic Vindaloo and not suffering a rectal prolapse in the morning.

Platting your own piss.

Bad enough the chat has become a laughing stock, some of you want to remove the Hero members. Most of the members that keep this forum entertaining and worth visiting are Hero members. FYI was nothing to do with being friends with B.T.R.

Welcome to RLCF.

Most can probably guess who that was..... Has done it with more than one and guaranteed will do it with more.

Just ignore it completely and use the forum - Sooner or later it will be dead and only have themselves to blame.

Some of you are deluded. Probably because they fooled some into thinking there was a massive love story, and knowing some would pay more to see where it would go........ Where did it go nowhere. Would say close all girls apartments but think some of you might cry.

Bad enough getting conned but posting and telling lots of people about it. Lets hope you learned your lesson.

Can't take him anywhere lol

Lets be honest this topic is never going to be resolved. Only solution is two different chat rooms and that doesn't look like happening anytime soon. For most don't think its so much the girls, its the way some dissect every little thing they do. Fascination about telling others if one is on their period (wtf). What they are doing when they leave the apartment, what they have been doing outside the apartment. Personally couldn't careless and I'm sure others would agree. Would it be tolerated if B.T.R was still around.......... Would it fuck!

You would have to be pretty useless for RLC not to give you an apartment.

Under Fire

Fluffy Wood

Not exactly a secret what she is doing when he's away... He is stupid but not that stupid, wouldn't be surprised if he watches occasionally when he's at work or where he goes.

Congratulations on performing for getting an apartment, let's hope you can keep it up.

A couple have just had sex. The woman says, "If I got pregnant, what would we call the baby?" The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it, and flushes it down the toilet. "Well, " he says. "If he can get out of that, we'll call him Houdini."

Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than sex: - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. - If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. - The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. - You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some. - 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. - If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure. - You can do the whole neighbourhood.

Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed and immediately starts groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" She replies with a smile. "Ok, then," he says, "now will you pass the pussy."

Ways to reduce it $$$$$$ but won't be able to stop it completely - Just part of life.

You might have better chance if you ask more politely and don't use capitals.