Scorpio 22

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything". I've spent the last 4 years looking for my ex-girlfriends killer, but no-one will do it. To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage who stole my wallet - you can hide, but you can't run . I've just written a song about tortillas, actually it's more of a rap.

Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff A few fuses short of a full circuit Thick as two planks of wood A few clowns short of a circus No grain in the silo

Chat is like RLC at this moment in time...... Not worth wasting time lol.

Latest RLC E-Mail explains something, but not the full details. Putin would have done sooner or later and as for being on meth wouldn't be a surprise some of the choices they have made lol.

Being the stud he is... Must have been a massive dent in his ego lol.

You know it's bad when they start bringing back duds. Give Mia a call, she might want to add to her 3 days lol.

Makes you think they have a list of ones wanting to come back and someone closes their eyes and randomly point and that's the one next lol.

Give them credit for doing what they (RLC) are good at. Returns lol.

You can just imagine what she's saying to him after realising the camera lol.

My guess they don't really care. Says a lot when it's not just members but also staff that don't want to get involved. Heads up btw. Go into chat and read what some were saying about it lol.

Fact that there is at least 3 topics started about the Chat and goes back 3 years give or take, this is something that has been going on a while so never going to make a second one.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Arnie stops him and asks, "Hey Bill, what you got that case of beer for?." "Well, I got it for my wife, you see" answers Bill. "Wow!" exclaims Arnie, Great trade".

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to the pub? He turned to his wee wife and said, "Jackie, put your hat and coat on lassie." She replied, "Awe Ian that's nice, are you taking me to the pub with you?". "Nah, I'm just switching the central heating off while I'm oot."

Google request: How to disable autocorrect in wife? Why won't Mexicans be sad too long about Trump's wall? They will get over it. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way." A mate said he saw several elderly men repairing shoes in the back of a van. I reckon it's a load of old cobblers. I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge. 16 blondes are standing outside a bar. Why didn't they go in? The sign said 18+.

How the fuck can these lazy fuckers be tired. Scrolling through RLC and VHTV the amount that are sleeping through the day is unbelievable. I'll sleep when I'm dead doesn't apply to them that's for sure.

Wouldn't give them the satisfaction of knowing you were ignoring them. Most already think they are special and own the chat and fuck letting them think they've got the better. Time will tell how many put their money where their mouths are and leave if RLC doesn't improve.

Anyone that hasn't watched Carla will soon realise she's never heard of variation and soon becomes predicable.

As long as the Barcelona performers are online, still going to have the same fantasists and theorists babbling on. RLC knows as long as they keep them sweet still have some revenue coming in.

Wouldn't be surprised as RLC clearly didn't give them what they wanted. Just move on to the next one.

Does this apartment ever stop?? lol. Performing is one thing, but no-one likes a tryhard. Let's see how long they can keep it up.

Service has always been crap so why is anyone really surprised. Will soon have to make an effort when subscriptions come to an end. VHTV must be lovin it.

I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with "Guess" on it... So I said "Implants?" When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Got an email today from a "Bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy. My ex text me, Can you delete my number? I responded, Who is this?

And put on staged shows like many others on the site lol. Better to be herself than act fake like many others. Less said about "watch how masturbation is done" the better. lol

As long as there is still Barcelona apartments, you will still have the obsessed addicted ones willing to pay. One thing RLC has always had on their side...... Obsession.