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Top 10 subtle differences between college and hell. 10. It doesn't snow in Hell. 09. Everyone has heard of Hell. 08. It's more fun getting into Hell. 07. You can't fail out of Hell. 06. At least you can sleep in Hell. 05. Hell is forever, college just seems like it. 04. People smile in Hell. 03. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell. 02. You know there are Hot men/women in Hell. 01. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to college.
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There were three men in Hell: An Iranian, an American and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 20 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only payed $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."
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Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!" She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he would get right on it. The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him again. "Please set the error straight by tomorrow," she begged. "There's an orgy planned for tonight and everyone *must* attend!" "Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away." Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen. He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"
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Oh naughty me
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Having thoughts and opinions is one thing but being delusional you deserve every roasting you get. Doesn't surprise me they don't give out more information about the tenants
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Had to do it twice because he made an arse of it first time. Has turned into a perform apartment and get a place on SLC
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Fan Page for Julia and Eric
Satan replied to StnCld316's topic in Julia & Eric (12/31/16 - 02/04/19)
Word on the street they also had sex this week. Amazingly something always happens near the end of the month, especially in this apartment -
More accurate and suitable name
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FINAL PLEA TO ADMIN FOR A SECOND CHAT ROOM (CHAT BOX)
Satan replied to dougiestyle4u's topic in Polls
Adults only one- 93 replies
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- second chat room
- second chat box
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Reading what some chat about answers that question. Not surprised people give chat it a wide berth.
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They were good couple and didn't play to the cams
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Would the last one out,turn off the lights & put the cat out.
Satan replied to Plank's topic in Frustrations / Anger Board
Ours use something called a cat flap -
Would the last one out,turn off the lights & put the cat out.
Satan replied to Plank's topic in Frustrations / Anger Board
How does that explain no chat over 15 hours sometimes?? -
For the Adventurous Women Wanting Crazy Orgasms - short videos
Satan replied to dougiestyle4u's topic in General Discussion
Good choices How do you upload them? -
Checking the undercarriage Paddling the pink canoe DIY time Scratching the vinyl
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy. Yo momma so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket. Yo momma is so fat she irons her pants on the driveway. Yo momma is so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Aburrido
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Another down to earth couple and enjoyable to watch, what you see is what you get and no need for balderdash.
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Simple answer is they are being themselves and to some that is boring. Being yourself gets you no favours on Reallifecam. Only tenants that people speculate and talk trash about are the ones doing shows and fake ass lesbian shit.
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Going to the moon than getting anywhere near the Reallifecam girls