Flume
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Lightning Jack
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Little River Band
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A few snags short of a barbie. Not the sharpest pencil in the case. Dimmer than the inside of a coffin. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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All foam no beer.
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The gates are down and the lights are on, but the train ain't coming.
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A few fries short of a happy meal.
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Helps if you are lazy, childish and enjoy attention. Not like you have to be the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Parts of the forum fan pages are well ahead. Not sure where some of these ideas or conclusions come from, but my feeling is some have far too much time on their hands. Some clearly like to be liked and just make up shit so others think they are important and knowledgeable.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent". I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days. My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly.... I'm not a fan. Turning vegan is a big missed steak.
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Shows more now how interesting the other apartments were compared to what we are left with. Rather boring.
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What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids? If your father were to see you now, he would be turning in his gravy! The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet." Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance. Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
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What drink or drugs are some of these mad men on?? Either way must be good going by some of the theories. Lol
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Big is breast for me. But rather small and natural than big and fake. Linda has awesome breasts
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