Yo momma is so fat, when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for a new world.
Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo momma is so ugly the Terminator said, " I won't be back."
Yo momma's like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.
Yo momma is so hairy when you were born you had a carpet burn.
Yo momma's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head the principal called a snow day.