Scotsman84
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Never mess with a women's handbag.. lol
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Dumbass.. lol
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I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know. A couple of years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise, but the fire trucks ruined it. Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
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Fire Fighter
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. Relationships are like fat people.. Most of them don't work out. My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore... So I switched her digital scale from pounds to kilograms. My wife told me to grow up.. I told her I would when she stopped growing sideways.
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Because single woman go home, look in the fridge and go to bed... married women go home, look in the bed and go to the fridge!... Lol
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Lol.
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Maria, a devout catholic, got married and had 15 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died. Maria passed away 2 weeks later. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked upward and said. " At last, they're finally together. Her sister sitting in the front row said, " Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband or she and her second husband? " The priest replied, " I mean her legs. "
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Sore One.
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Close But No Cigar.
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Little Girls face is priceless.. lol
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