Scotsman84

Nice body tae, just have to put bag over her lol

Fucking hell not something you want to wake up to in the morning lol

Pitty Bobz wasn't here im sure he would have filled in the blanks lol

I'm jealous wish i ate like a retard as well lol

Hopefully his shirt gets nicked on vacation lol hardly unlikely tho

Must be loosing his touch lol

Have a day off lol

What are mixed Feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

Only thing he's good at fingering is his nose lol

Not seen her yet but hopefully better looking than the last two Female Tenants

Yeah because she's such a great watch lol

Very nice shame she ain't staying longer

Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.

Love the profhet lol The Bellend more like

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill with his red wagon behind him saying, "Fuck this, " Fuck that." The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says, "You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us." "Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny. " Yes," says the priest. "Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny. " Yes says the priest." "Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny. "Yes," says the priest." "Well tell him to get the Fuck out and Push!!!"

A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she goes back and says to the librarian at the counter, " This book was very boring. it had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone book!"

Just when you think you got rid of one Nutjob lol another turns up

Q: Why have there been less suicide bombings since Susan Boyle's rise to fame? A: Because terrorists didn't know what a Virgin looked like! Sorry Subo lol

Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you." Girl: " Is that you or the beer talking?" Boy: " It's me talking to the beer."

Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.

Are you from Tenessee? Cause your the only Ten i see.

I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight.

Hey , wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook?