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  1. Scotsman84
    Didn't think this page could get any worse, but it has lol
  2. Scotsman84
    Also has a talent for being burst one minuite and sober the next lol
  3. Scotsman84
    She ain't nothing special, Diana was alot better but he made an arse of that.
  4. Scotsman84
    Aye lol More chance of hell freezing over or Lev buying a new shirt
  5. Scotsman84
    Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armour. I just so happen to be wearing the armour of God.
  6. Scotsman84
    My Girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?
  7. Scotsman84
    Two men are hunting Buffalo. One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said " Buffalo Come " The other said " How do you Know? " " Ear sticky "
  8. Scotsman84
    I asked my wife for breakfast in bed.... She told me to sleep in the kitchen
  9. Scotsman84
    Battle of the stalkers lol
  10. Scotsman84
    Would say What's he done now, but probably fuck all as always lol
  11. Scotsman84
    What's the difference between a ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
  12. Scotsman84
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants
  13. Scotsman84
    Feel like my world has ended lol best pick up line too lol
  14. Scotsman84
    Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  15. Scotsman84
    I was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  16. Scotsman84
    Nelly and Masha what a sandwich that would be
  17. Scotsman84
    Pretty sure if you went there the state of her room would be last thing on your mind lol especially after you have given her one of the famous pick up lines lol and its worked
  18. Scotsman84
    Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or woman. A good example: " I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"
  19. Scotsman84
    What's the speed limit of sex? ( What? ) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
  20. Scotsman84
    You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and i just want it for one night.
  21. Scotsman84
    You work at a post office? Cause i saw you checking out my package.
  22. Scotsman84
    Think they were away for weekend, didn't see them just the goof with the glasses last night.
  23. Scotsman84
    Charlie Sheen " Winning "
  24. Scotsman84
    For any that missed.. Banished- What happened to the " Kami's Right Hand Man " and the " What is a C**n " Forums? I enjoyed those Forums. lol. Really Bobz you couldn't of been more stupid/obvious if you tried..
  25. Scotsman84
    One for the Ladies Mean one. Whip it out and show me what you got, so i can save the Disappointment from later.
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