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Scotsman84

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  1. little Johnny asks the teacher, " Mrs Roberts, can i be punished for something i haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "of course not, johnny that would be unfair!". Little Johnny is relieved, " OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, i haven't done my homework."
  2. My boss told me yesterday, "don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want". But when i turned up in my Ghostbusters gear, the bastdard fired me.
  3. A husband and his wife sit at the table having dinner. The woman drops abit of tomato sauce on her white top. " Och, i look like a pig! The man nods, " And you dropped tomato sauce on your top"!
  4. My dog use to chase people on a bike alot. it got so bad , finally i had to take his bike away
  5. She needs a good hard pounding lol would mabe wake her up abit
  6. There's no danger alot of viewers pay outright for their tokens, if they do there fucking morons lol
  7. Exactly there a waste of time, about time they stop wasting people's time and money and admit you fucked up getting them back.
  8. You call it sarcasm, others would call it the truth lol
  9. He's a fucking Bellend lol would shag a sheep if it ment he got another Apartment
  10. No need for it most of the time it's bollocks.. if a newbie can' t even get a reasonable amount of time to see if it's worth there money fuck them
  11. Maybe not the best looking but looks a better ride than most of them.
  12. For show or not if she was my sister he would be 6ft under.
  13. Quite like tattoos on women but some of them on RLC are awful.
  14. C&S might as well gtf and let her take it over herself, there boring as fuck anyway.
  15. Exactly your ment to make things better not worse.
  16. You should know lol you seem to think you know everything else
  17. 100% couple just think him and his mates think its funny to kiss and grab eachothers balls.... Even noticed Stesha looking as if to say wtf
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