Scotsman84

You must be a bannana because i find you a peeling.

"Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" ( Why? ) " The sign says NO SMOKING....... and you are definitely SMOKIN!"

I'd like to point out that " beautiful" has U in it. But, ' quickie ' has U and I together."

An Englishman, an irishman and a scotsman set up a business as furniture removal men. On their first job when the householder saw the Englishman and Scotsman struggling to carry a wardrobe upstairs, she asked them, ' Where is the Irishman?' 'Oh, he's in the wardrobe stopping the wire coat-hangers from rattling.'

A blonde girl says to her friend, " i think Bill is cheating on me. I'm no longer even sure the kids are mine. "

little Johnny asks the teacher, " Mrs Roberts, can i be punished for something i haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "of course not, johnny that would be unfair!". Little Johnny is relieved, " OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, i haven't done my homework."

My boss told me yesterday, "don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want". But when i turned up in my Ghostbusters gear, the bastdard fired me.

A husband and his wife sit at the table having dinner. The woman drops abit of tomato sauce on her white top. " Och, i look like a pig! The man nods, " And you dropped tomato sauce on your top"!

My dog use to chase people on a bike alot. it got so bad , finally i had to take his bike away

She needs a good hard pounding lol would mabe wake her up abit

Respect good vids, he's maybe been banned

Man United for 2016/17 season

Newcastle for 2016/17 season

There's no danger alot of viewers pay outright for their tokens, if they do there fucking morons lol

Exactly there a waste of time, about time they stop wasting people's time and money and admit you fucked up getting them back.

You call it sarcasm, others would call it the truth lol

Yes you definitely need help

Rob you traitor lol

Happy Birthday Debbie lol Dirty 30s

He's a fucking Bellend lol would shag a sheep if it ment he got another Apartment

No need for it most of the time it's bollocks.. if a newbie can' t even get a reasonable amount of time to see if it's worth there money fuck them

Maybe not the best looking but looks a better ride than most of them.

For show or not if she was my sister he would be 6ft under.

Quite like tattoos on women but some of them on RLC are awful.

C&S might as well gtf and let her take it over herself, there boring as fuck anyway.