little Johnny asks the teacher, " Mrs Roberts, can i be punished for something i haven't done?" Mrs Roberts is shocked, "of course not, johnny that would be unfair!". Little Johnny is relieved, " OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, i haven't done my homework."
My boss told me yesterday, "don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want". But when i turned up in my Ghostbusters gear, the bastdard fired me.
A husband and his wife sit at the table having dinner. The woman drops abit of tomato sauce on her white top. " Och, i look like a pig! The man nods, " And you dropped tomato sauce on your top"!