Rob1

Q: Why was the lesbian sick?

A: She was lacking vitamin D 
 

Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?

A: Gaylick 

Q: What does Santa get a lesbian for Christmas?

A: A new carpet to munch on. 

Q: Where can you find a penis on a lesbian?

A: Maybe you should ask Dick van Dyke. 

 

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!" 

20 hours ago, StnCld316 said:

From the RLC Newsletter:

Recent updates:

• Irma has returned to the project
• Elisa and Fima are leaving the project. We will provide a substitute as soon as possible

More updates are coming soon. Stay tuned!

As soon as possible is like 5 months away that is their soon lol.

Elisa was much better in the girls apartment anyway when her tits was falling out so no big loss to me , i thought that was great when that happened you couldn't get much of a view of her tits falling out in this apartment anyway , i guess that's why her tits never fell out.

Anyway Bye Bye Elisa you will be missed but missed more in the girls apartment.

Another one hits the doomed apartment list. Lets hope Elisa returns to the girls apartment so she can let them tits fall out again.

On 12/31/2016 at 10:25 AM, Booffer69 said:

Not A Bad Lookin Doll.......lol

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Got nice eyes but that's it , looks like another girl on rlc with no tits just them skinny man tits lol

On ‎2016‎-‎12‎-‎21 at 0:54 PM, Plank said:

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Anything with pussy in cats enjoy , yes Desiree is a pussy to that's why them cats enjoy her. To them pussy is tasty they are going yum yum everytime they see it.

So happy to see the overall top posters are back you just made this forum a happy place again because of that one thing that's what i liked about the old forum in the first place having the overall top posters on the forum.

Here is what you do on the new forum.

Go to your profile

Then go to when you last won the day , then the leaderboard comes up.

Then go to top leader.

Then on the left hand corner go the most repultion click that and you will find most posts hit that and you are back.

The only thing that is missing is the most posts during the day but i ain't worried about that.

Looks like the end of VV's related show VH already 2 apartments are offline , 1 offline is coming soon it's a load of rubbish anyway like VV not something i could get into and Katya & Ruslan soon left didn't they are they rlc bound again lol.

On ‎2016‎-‎12‎-‎10 at 1:13 AM, Scotsman84 said:

Bet use haven't seen this before.. Lol

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I thought you said you wasn't going to say anything lol

This is why rlc is fucked up they put model's in the apartments all the time or wannabe pornstars who do camming ain't it about time we had normal girls for a change this stuff especially happens in the girls apartment , hate seeing girls who start doing camming to get attention that's all they are doing it for guys for attention and now they have started putting abusers back on rlc anyone with a criminal past or likes hurting women should not be allowed on rlc.

On 05/12/2016 at 11:01 PM, Booffer69 said:

This one is a bit strange.........lol

 

Looks like VH is turning into it's related show VV already , well she is not nude yet or sucking 3 dicks at once lmao.

Zebra

Barman

Leora's pussy has started singing money,money,money and then it goes on and on and on lol.

I agree with that statement if Efim has returned you mite aswell bring back yarik because he is just as bad as a abuser as Efim is. rlc have really fucked up this time haven't they.

Please be respectful and only post positive comments

Welcome Nicole

On 27/11/2016 at 3:00 PM, texl01 said:

Rob - Maaaate, it is Suzan we want back, not Hector the arse Injector. lol

Sorry Texl but i have never been a fan of Suzan never liked her.

56 minutes ago, Steelers said:

I said it before and will say it again, "That apartment is just cursed".  It doesn't seem like any of the couples last there.

You are getting confused the apartment Elisa & Fima are living in is the cursed one , this apartment only Suzan & Hector have lived there before Kitty and Smith moved in.

Which current rlc tenant deserves to do the walk of shame in terms of game of thrones of course , not as a criminal act but just for fun so which rlc tenant would you like to see do it i am going for Elisa.

I blame myself for suggesting fitprincess , now poor old scotsman can't get another of her because of me lol.

On 18/11/2016 at 1:11 PM, Anendra said:

Fitprincess is amazingly hot.

Her name is fit for a reason she is the kinda girl who could throw you over a balcony lol. Not sure if she is a princess though.  

S&H was never at my standard anyway , that hardman Hector put me off the apartment. They wasn't good the first time so can't see them being any better the second time around.

Desiree would have no problem doing the walk of shame just look at her she is doing it right now. if you don't know what walk of shame is then watch game of thrones.

Maybe this might inspire her.

Hope she is sweet that's all i am saying lol.