box_hunter

The reaction is priceless.
hey-can-you-hand-me-some-more-toilet-paper-please.mp4

The reaction is priceless.
hey-can-you-hand-me-some-more-toilet-paper-please.mp4

tiger-goes-after-motorbikers.mp4

The reaction is priceless.
hey-can-you-hand-me-some-more-toilet-paper-please.mp4

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

A man gets caught cheating on a woman and they are having a heated argument while driving to her mother's house.
The woman gets so mad that she reaches over and cuts the man's dick off and throws it out the window.
The detached phallus hurls through the air and lands on the windshield of a car behind them, sliding off to the side of the windshield and leaving a red smear to the edge.
The car is driven by a dad with his 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat.
The father, not wanting to expose his daughter to the horror of this reality, looks over at her with wide eyes and says "Wow! did you see the size of that bug!"
The daughter looks over at her dad with wide surprised eyes, and replies "That was a bug?" "It sure was" says the dad.
The daughter thinks about this for a while and says to her dad "Well, it sure had a big dick!"

A man gets caught cheating on a woman and they are having a heated argument while driving to her mother's house.
The woman gets so mad that she reaches over and cuts the man's dick off and throws it out the window.
The detached phallus hurls through the air and lands on the windshield of a car behind them, sliding off to the side of the windshield and leaving a red smear to the edge.
The car is driven by a dad with his 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat.
The father, not wanting to expose his daughter to the horror of this reality, looks over at her with wide eyes and says "Wow! did you see the size of that bug!"
The daughter looks over at her dad with wide surprised eyes, and replies "That was a bug?" "It sure was" says the dad.
The daughter thinks about this for a while and says to her dad "Well, it sure had a big dick!"

A man gets caught cheating on a woman and they are having a heated argument while driving to her mother's house.
The woman gets so mad that she reaches over and cuts the man's dick off and throws it out the window.
The detached phallus hurls through the air and lands on the windshield of a car behind them, sliding off to the side of the windshield and leaving a red smear to the edge.
The car is driven by a dad with his 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat.
The father, not wanting to expose his daughter to the horror of this reality, looks over at her with wide eyes and says "Wow! did you see the size of that bug!"
The daughter looks over at her dad with wide surprised eyes, and replies "That was a bug?" "It sure was" says the dad.
The daughter thinks about this for a while and says to her dad "Well, it sure had a big dick!"

A man gets caught cheating on a woman and they are having a heated argument while driving to her mother's house.
The woman gets so mad that she reaches over and cuts the man's dick off and throws it out the window.
The detached phallus hurls through the air and lands on the windshield of a car behind them, sliding off to the side of the windshield and leaving a red smear to the edge.
The car is driven by a dad with his 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat.
The father, not wanting to expose his daughter to the horror of this reality, looks over at her with wide eyes and says "Wow! did you see the size of that bug!"
The daughter looks over at her dad with wide surprised eyes, and replies "That was a bug?" "It sure was" says the dad.
The daughter thinks about this for a while and says to her dad "Well, it sure had a big dick!"

A man gets caught cheating on a woman and they are having a heated argument while driving to her mother's house.
The woman gets so mad that she reaches over and cuts the man's dick off and throws it out the window.
The detached phallus hurls through the air and lands on the windshield of a car behind them, sliding off to the side of the windshield and leaving a red smear to the edge.
The car is driven by a dad with his 9-year-old daughter in the passenger seat.
The father, not wanting to expose his daughter to the horror of this reality, looks over at her with wide eyes and says "Wow! did you see the size of that bug!"
The daughter looks over at her dad with wide surprised eyes, and replies "That was a bug?" "It sure was" says the dad.
The daughter thinks about this for a while and says to her dad "Well, it sure had a big dick!"

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

Three men, one American, one Mexican, and one Chinese, were hiking an unknown mountain.
They suddenly discovered a big cave. So they each decided to test its echo.
The American man shouted his name: "John"
The echo replied: " John"
The Mexican man shouted his name: "Carlito"
The echo replied: "Carlito"
The Chinese man shouted his name: "Ching Chong Lao Song"
The echo replied: "What?"

A man wakes up in Hospital in Australia bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Highway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it".
The man groans, but the doctor goes on.
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch".
The man perks up.

"So" the doctor says "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision".
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day "So, have you spoken with your wife?"  "Yes I have" says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite kitchen bench tops".

I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?" "Thailand. We're getting married". "You don't want to get married, that's when the blowjobs stop". "I don't mind that; I hate giving her them anyway!"

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

how-to-fail-the-breathalyser.mp4

Three men, one American, one Mexican, and one Chinese, were hiking an unknown mountain.
They suddenly discovered a big cave. So they each decided to test its echo.
The American man shouted his name: "John"
The echo replied: " John"
The Mexican man shouted his name: "Carlito"
The echo replied: "Carlito"
The Chinese man shouted his name: "Ching Chong Lao Song"
The echo replied: "What?"

I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?" "Thailand. We're getting married". "You don't want to get married, that's when the blowjobs stop". "I don't mind that; I hate giving her them anyway!"

wife-makes-a-good-point.mp4

Three men, one American, one Mexican, and one Chinese, were hiking an unknown mountain.
They suddenly discovered a big cave. So they each decided to test its echo.
The American man shouted his name: "John"
The echo replied: " John"
The Mexican man shouted his name: "Carlito"
The echo replied: "Carlito"
The Chinese man shouted his name: "Ching Chong Lao Song"
The echo replied: "What?"

A man wakes up in Hospital in Australia bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Highway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it".
The man groans, but the doctor goes on.
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch".
The man perks up.

"So" the doctor says "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision".
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day "So, have you spoken with your wife?"  "Yes I have" says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite kitchen bench tops".

I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said "Punching above your weight aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?" "Thailand. We're getting married". "You don't want to get married, that's when the blowjobs stop". "I don't mind that; I hate giving her them anyway!"