box_hunter

Good god..  Pour me a strong Wild Turkey....  I can't unsee this now...
 
If a lot of there members are this size wonder how times a week they have to call the Ambulance??

Good god..  Pour me a strong Wild Turkey....  I can't unsee this now...
 
If a lot of there members are this size wonder how times a week they have to call the Ambulance??

Good god..  Pour me a strong Wild Turkey....  I can't unsee this now...
 
If a lot of there members are this size wonder how times a week they have to call the Ambulance??

Good god..  Pour me a strong Wild Turkey....  I can't unsee this now...
 
If a lot of there members are this size wonder how times a week they have to call the Ambulance??

A mom calls out to her son, "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school."
The son replies, "Mom, I don't want to go to school!
The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!"
The mom shouts back, "You should go because you're the principal!!"

Went to the gym earlier, while working out I noticed a hole in my trainer... just big enough to get my finger in. So anyway... she's made a formal complaint and now I'm banned for life.

Don't you hate it when some cock comes along and ruins your hard work...

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days, when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus, and think to yourself "I'm gonna take that!"

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days, when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus, and think to yourself "I'm gonna take that!"

Don't you hate it when some cock comes along and ruins your hard work...

Don't you hate it when some cock comes along and ruins your hard work...

Don't you hate it when some cock comes along and ruins your hard work...

A lone sniper was about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" A shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse" 'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"

What an ass. He must have been the butt of many jokes.

Don't you hate it when some cock comes along and ruins your hard work...

What is the hardest part of boiling a vegetable? Getting a pot big enough to put the wheelchair in.

A lone sniper was about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" A shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse" 'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great" Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too" exclaimed Little Johnny "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"

A lone sniper was about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!" A shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse" 'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"