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box_hunter got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in need a laugh when rlc is dead #10
A 78-year-old woman is in the local magistrate's court near the Hospital for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show yesterday. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
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box_hunter got a reaction from DIRTYHARRY in need a laugh when rlc is dead #9
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her underwear drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not the one for him.
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box_hunter got a reaction from RUBBERMAN in need a laugh when rlc is dead #9
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her underwear drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not the one for him.
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box_hunter got a reaction from Scotsman84 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #9
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her underwear drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not the one for him.
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box_hunter got a reaction from PeterGrey in need a laugh when rlc is dead #9
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her underwear drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not the one for him.
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box_hunter got a reaction from Scotsman84 in Funny #2
WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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box_hunter got a reaction from Shadow V in Funny #2
WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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box_hunter got a reaction from Scorpio 2.2 in Funny #2
WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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box_hunter got a reaction from cyberleader in Funny #2
WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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box_hunter got a reaction from WhySoSerious? in Funny #2
WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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box_hunter got a reaction from Sketch in Funny #2
WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
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box_hunter got a reaction from DIRTYHARRY in need a laugh when rlc is dead #5
Alright lets see if we can come up with some more names. Ideas anyone??
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box_hunter got a reaction from StnCld316 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #5
Alright lets see if we can come up with some more names. Ideas anyone??
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