mikeusa Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Bad Day for Blondie Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. Alexander1951 and leon34 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of the Wizard of Oz. It's called Swallow the Yellow thick Load. Scotsman84 and Alexander1951 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 I went to a fancy dress party the other week, wearing only a pair of Y-fronts. A woman at the party said to me, "This is a fancy dress party, what are you supposed to be?" "A premature ejaculation," I said. "What do you mean?" replied the woman. "I've come in my pants," I said. Scotsman84, Shadow V, Alexander1951 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBBERMAN Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, he'll shut up once you let him in. Scotsman84, King Hamlet, Alexander1951 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Bad Food A doctor tells a group of patients, "The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" An old man raises his hand and says, "Wedding cake." leon34, delta10, King Hamlet and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Bad Pickup Line Is that Windex in your pants? Because I can sure see myself in them. leon34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Baking Blondes Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?" They chuckled and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic leon34 and delta10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Balls & Old Ladies Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo. leon34 and delta10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBBERMAN Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine." Scotsman84, Max 2017 and delta10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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