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A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 in the seatbelt competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is very large, it's throat is very small.

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The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time to have to piss say, 'whisper' because it is more polite."

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