Scotsman84 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Create an account to see this content! Rudi, Sketch, Danny and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 A guy goes into a bookies and asks "Can i back a horse in here?" The bookie tells him "Don't be cruel, let him walk in forwards". Ray, Sketch, One Eyed Willie and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pleasant Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 When i die, i want my body donating to science. More specifically, a scientist who specializes in bringing dead people back to life. Scotsman84, Rudi, Sketch and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBBERMAN Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 Create an account to see this content! delta10, Bandit, Zander and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 A total naked woman rushed into a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?" The taxi driver replier, "No, I just wonder where you have my money." One Eyed Willie, Scotsman84, Rudi and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Tour de France's on Drugs! When I'm on drugs, I can't even find my bicycle. Zander, High Voltage, Scotsman84 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Conor Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'." The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God." Bandit, High Voltage, Johnny and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Things Your Wife Won't Say: The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild. I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I only signed up for yoga so I can get my legs behind my head. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Honey, our neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! Awesome fart! Do another one! delta10, Rudi, Conor and 7 others 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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