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A total naked woman rushed into a taxi.

The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.

The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"

The taxi driver replier, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."

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Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."

The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.

When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

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Things Your Wife Won't Say:

The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.

I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy.

I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.

God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

I only signed up for yoga so I can get my legs behind my head.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

Honey, our neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!

Awesome fart! Do another one!

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