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Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type... Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

My family is like a treasure hunt.... You need a map and a shovel to find them.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!  That's the best I've done so far.

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