March 15, 20187 yr If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down? What time is lunch, and is there any left after you eat? You could be in the movies - you could play crowd scenes all by yourself. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake. I guess those enlargement pills are working - You're twice the dick you were yesterday!
April 30, 20187 yr On 3/15/2018 at 1:10 PM, Shadow V said: If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down? What time is lunch, and is there any left after you eat? You could be in the movies - you could play crowd scenes all by yourself. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake. I guess those enlargement pills are working - You're twice the dick you were yesterday! Like the last one the best.
April 30, 20187 yr No, those pants don't make you look fatter - how could they? Hey, you have something on your chin.... no, the 3rd one down. I've stepped in something that was smarter than you... smelled better too. You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant. I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
April 30, 20187 yr Author You're so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar. You're the reason they invented double doors. Fake hair, Fake nails, Fake smile. Are you sure you weren't made in China? Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't laugh either. Behind every fat woman there's a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way. You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
May 1, 20187 yr If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. I was hoping to go for battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed. Don't you get tired of putting on makeup on two faces every morning? You're so fat you need chat codes to play Wii Fit. Please, I could remove 99% of your 'beauty' with a tissue.
May 1, 20187 yr I'm going to hit you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot. Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath. Don't let your mind wander, it's far to small to be let out by itself.
May 2, 20187 yr Can't remember the writer/author who said it to him, but someone asked Mick Jagger about his very noticeable wrinkles. He told him they were laughter lines. The guy looked back and said "Nothing can be that funny".
May 2, 20187 yr Author 1 hour ago, Pleasant said: Can't remember the writer/author who said it to him, but someone asked Mick Jagger about his very noticeable wrinkles. He told him they were laughter lines. The guy looked back and said "Nothing can be that funny".
May 2, 20187 yr Author You, sir, are an oxygen thief! Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me? I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled.
May 3, 20187 yr At the William Shatner roast, Lisa Lampinelli said of Betty White "She's so old, on her first game show the grand prize was fire".
May 3, 20187 yr If you want a good comeback you should go lick your mums face. You'd better hide, the garbage collector is coming. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up. There maybe two sides to every story, but you are a douche in both of them.
May 4, 20187 yr I know people can be ugly, but you abuse the privilege. If i want to hear an asshole, i'll fart.
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