Shadow V Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down? What time is lunch, and is there any left after you eat? You could be in the movies - you could play crowd scenes all by yourself. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake. I guess those enlargement pills are working - You're twice the dick you were yesterday! Pleasant, Danny, delta10 and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capeguy Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 On 3/15/2018 at 1:10 PM, Shadow V said: If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down? What time is lunch, and is there any left after you eat? You could be in the movies - you could play crowd scenes all by yourself. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake. I guess those enlargement pills are working - You're twice the dick you were yesterday! Like the last one the best. Pleasant and Shadow V 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 No, those pants don't make you look fatter - how could they? Hey, you have something on your chin.... no, the 3rd one down. I've stepped in something that was smarter than you... smelled better too. You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant. I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won. Sketch, Shadow V, Scotsman84 and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 You're so ugly the only dates you get are on a calendar. You're the reason they invented double doors. Fake hair, Fake nails, Fake smile. Are you sure you weren't made in China? Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't laugh either. Behind every fat woman there's a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way. You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator. Scorpio 2.2, Shadow V, Bandit and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow V Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. I was hoping to go for battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed. Don't you get tired of putting on makeup on two faces every morning? You're so fat you need chat codes to play Wii Fit. Please, I could remove 99% of your 'beauty' with a tissue. Bandit, Scotsman84, Pleasant and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I'm going to hit you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot. Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath. Don't let your mind wander, it's far to small to be let out by itself. Scotsman84 and Pleasant 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Can't remember the writer/author who said it to him, but someone asked Mick Jagger about his very noticeable wrinkles. He told him they were laughter lines. The guy looked back and said "Nothing can be that funny". Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I don't care what people think about you - I KNOW you're an asshole! Bandit and Scotsman84 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Pleasant said: Can't remember the writer/author who said it to him, but someone asked Mick Jagger about his very noticeable wrinkles. He told him they were laughter lines. The guy looked back and said "Nothing can be that funny". Create an account to see this content! Pleasant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 You, sir, are an oxygen thief! Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me? I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled. Bandit and Pleasant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 39 minutes ago, Scotsman84 said: Create an account to see this content! Ahh! Thank you!! Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 At the William Shatner roast, Lisa Lampinelli said of Betty White "She's so old, on her first game show the grand prize was fire". Scotsman84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Voltage Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 If you want a good comeback you should go lick your mums face. You'd better hide, the garbage collector is coming. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up. There maybe two sides to every story, but you are a douche in both of them. Pleasant, Bandit, Scotsman84 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasant Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 I know people can be ugly, but you abuse the privilege. If i want to hear an asshole, i'll fart. Scotsman84 and Scorpio 2.2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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