mikeusa Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out. Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!" Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on. amy2000 1 Quote
mikeusa Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes. Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI! amy2000 1 Quote
mikeusa Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon! Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out. Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet. amy2000 1 Quote
mikeusa Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World. Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!" Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas. Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery. amy2000, leon34 and Johnny 3 Quote
mikeusa Posted February 3, 2018 Posted February 3, 2018 Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it." Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!" Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone. Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch. leon34 and amy2000 2 Quote
Shaggy Posted February 4, 2018 Posted February 4, 2018 Yo momma is so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo momma so butch her middle name is Rambo. Yo momma so crazy she tried to screw the ATM to get money. Yo momma so poor she created a Gmail account just so she could eat the spam. Max 2017 and Scotsman84 2 Quote
Conor Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Yo momma's legs are like Jif easy to spread. Yo momma is so dumb not even Google could translate her. Yo momma so hairy Bear Grylls can't find his way out of there. Yo momma so fat and stupid she takes apart computers looking for cookies. Johnny, Scotsman84, Max 2017 and 1 other 4 Quote
Shaggy Posted February 8, 2018 Posted February 8, 2018 Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chuck her in the gutter. Yo momma's so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad. Yo momma so fat when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! two planets in one." Yo momma so stupid she took a puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken. Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out. Scotsman84 and Max 2017 1 1 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Posted February 12, 2018 Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker. Yo momma so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12hours - for a quote. Yo momma is like the sun: Big, Round and hard to look at. Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous. Yo momma so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer. Yo momma so fat Stephen Hawkins black hole theory is based on her asshole. Shaggy, Max 2017 and Danny 2 1 Quote
Max 2017 Posted February 15, 2018 Posted February 15, 2018 Yo momma is so stupid she gave your uncle a blowjob because he said it would help his unemployment. Yo momma so ugly she had to get her vibrator drunk. Yo momma so fat when she backs up she beeps. Yo momma teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo momma is like a fast food restaurant she takes orders from the front and the back. Danny, Johnny, Scotsman84 and 1 other 2 2 Quote
Max 2017 Posted February 25, 2018 Posted February 25, 2018 Yo momma is so ugly her imaginary friend played with other kids. Yo momma so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!" Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago. Yo momma so ugly, people break in to her house to shut the curtains! Scotsman84 1 Quote
WhySoSerious? Posted October 29, 2018 Posted October 29, 2018 Yo momma so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators. Yo momma so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables. Yo momma's like a library, she's open to the public. Yo momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows. Scorpio 22, Johnny and Scotsman84 2 1 Quote
Johnny Posted October 30, 2018 Posted October 30, 2018 Yo momma is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. Yo momma is fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side. Yo momma is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves. Yo momma is so depressing, blues singers come to visit when they've got writer's block. Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her boobs in the back seat to drive. Scotsman84 and Scorpio 22 1 1 Quote
Satan Posted November 20, 2018 Posted November 20, 2018 Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy. Yo momma so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket. Yo momma is so fat she irons her pants on the driveway. Yo momma is so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit! Scotsman84 and Scorpio 22 1 1 Quote
Scorpio 22 Posted June 5, 2019 Posted June 5, 2019 Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct. Yo momma so stupid, when you were born she looked at your embelical cord and said "It comes with cable!" Yo momma so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway. Scotsman84 1 Quote
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