Bandit Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year old father. While he is there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?" The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep." The man says, "And the Viagra?" "Keeps him from falling out of bed." Scotsman84, RUBBERMAN, WhySoSerious? and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhySoSerious? Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrre all verrry, verrry hoongry." The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??" One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!" Bandit, Satan, Johnny and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhySoSerious? Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby. The lady notices the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to make me change my mind, you cannot help me." "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it" replies the man. "No way, you're disgusting, go away." The homeless man turns and starts walking away. The lady thinks, "Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won't you try to convince me that life is worth living and I should not jump off? Where are you going?" The homeless man thinks, "I have to make it to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm." Rudi, Satan, Bandit and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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