On ‎12‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 6:25 AM, Scotsman84 said:

Who in the right mind thought that was a good idea!. WTF

21 minutes ago, RUBBERMAN said:

 

Two men, Rick and Dave go on a skiing trip and get caught in a blizzard. They pull into a farm and ask the lady of the house, a good looking widow, if they can sleep on her couch. She agrees and they turn in for the night. Next morning they go on their way and enjoy a weekend of skiing. A few months later, Rick gets a letter from the widow's lawyer. He says to Dave, "You remember that good looking widow we met on our skiing vacation?" "Yes", says Dave. "In the middle of the night, did you go up to her room and have sex with her?" Asks Rick. "Yes." admits Dave, a little embarrassed. "I see, says Rick. "And when you had sex did you happen to use my name instead of yours?" Dave's face turns red. "Yeah, sorry," he says. "I'm afraid I did." "Well," says Rick. "You must have been damn good. She's just died and left everything to me."

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a podiatrists office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. With out looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick it through the curtain." Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains. "That's not a foot!" screams the nurse on duty. "Holy shit, lady!" the drunk exclaims, "I never knew you had a minimum!"

On 12/9/2018 at 6:03 PM, Scotsman84 said:

If they are anything like the girls on RLC he missed fuck all. 

Legs are not that hairy. LOL