Funny #2

box_hunter · June 14, 2021

WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

-Bicycles don't get pregnant.
-You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
-Bicycles don't have parents.
-Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
-When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
-Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
-Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
-You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
-If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
-If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
-If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
-You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
-If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologise before you ride it again.
-You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
-You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
-Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
-Bicycles don't get headaches.
-Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
-Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
-Bicycles don't care if you're late.
-You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
-You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
-The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
-When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

Sketch · June 14, 2021