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A five-year-old girl went with her grandpa to get his hair cut. She had a snack cake in her hand. She loves her grandpa, so she was hanging on to him. The barber turned to her and said "you're going t

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven".

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God".

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognised Arthur and said "So you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said "Yeah, that's me..."

God said "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally said "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said "Ah... yes".

"Well" said Arthur "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmm, you may have some good points there" said God "Hold on".

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed" God said to Arthur "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours".

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