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Posts posted by mikeusa
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I have notice this when I log in I go and see how many members are online there are Usually 50 to 70 members online but if there's a big party in the Barcelona apartments it will go up to a 100 to 112 members online and same those members that are online don't use the chat room they just read it and see what's going on. or they jump ship and go to camcaps
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Blond Father
A blond man and a brunette woman were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital, and she gave birth to two baby boys.
The blond man turned to his wife and yelled, "All right, who's the other father?"
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Black Eyes
A little boy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.
"What happened, my child?"
"I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wedgie. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye."
"Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?"
"Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wedgie back."
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Blonde at the Elmo Factory
A blonde who really needed a job saw an ad in the newspaper for an opening job at an Elmo factory. She applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring.
The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she really needed the money. Finally the manager hired her.
After a few hours, the manager noticed that the conveyer belt was backed up. He went downstairs to find out what was wrong.
He saw that the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager told her, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles -- not two testicles!"
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need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
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One man is walking a tightrope. Another man is getting a blow job from a 90-year-old woman.
What do the men have in common?
In order to succeed, both must follow the same advice: don't look down.