mikeusa

Asian Girlfriend I love Asian women. I had an Asian girlfriend once -- for an hour. It cost me $150 bucks.

When little girls wear too much makeup, it's called whore-shadowing.

Bedside Confession Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either.

I'm happy to see dasha and her cute little ass

thank you ladies for having a party bring the guys over and teasing them and us also

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Penis Enlargement I sent away for a penis enlarger. They sent me back a magnifying glass.

Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? A: She heard drinks were on the house.

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. "What are you doing?" he asks. She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

Bang Bang! Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it? A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

Please be respectful and only post positive comments. welcome luci and kust

I was reading the chat room around the after noon and same of them was talking about having the girls vk Account and other accounts that they have of the past girls that was in old b1 and b2 and my Question is why would have there accounts any ways is that Borderline stalking? .... if you can't Figure out why they have there account block may be it's because they don't want to be stalk or creep out....there I Spoke my mind

Circuit City Sex When it comes to sex, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit City because she has no interest until January of next year.

On Young Women Marrying Old Men Now, if they were just honest about it and were like, 'Look, this guy's going to die in, like, seven or eight minutes; I'm going to get a bag of cash and a Lexus,' I wouldn't have a problem with it.

: Not Into Older Women I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross -- I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when you were doing the Charleston, making beer in your bathtub, but you're at least four decades past humpable. I'm sorry.'

Beyond Impotent A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent. The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

Banana Peel An idiot walking down the street spots a banana peel and sighs. "Here we go again!

well I was watching the ladies play topless European football that was Different but fun to watch there bouncing tits thank you ladies

yes we are suppose voyeurs not stalkers I try to joke around in the chat room couple of times or give same one a hard time but I miss some of my new friends I made in the chat room ... but also I do try to make fun of other apartments at times when I'm in the chat room so I will just pop in and out of the chat room when I can but if they start Speculating I just leave the chat room....... .. just Speaking my mind guys so don't take it the wrong way

it was a nice get to together the twins did stay the night b4 must be a hour away for them to stay the night...

Balls & Old Ladies Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.