Max 2017

England vs Germany 10th Nov. When did you last smoke a spliff?

McDonalds or Burger king?

Extra.

Driver. Adidas or nike?

Gremlins.

Fantastic Four.

Passport.

Ingredients.

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a sheep in the front seat. "What are you doing with that sheep?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the sheep again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were taking that sheep to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or the cinema? A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas... "I don't like it" she says, "I want something that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds." So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says, "Stand on that you fat fucker!"

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini. After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one. The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home."

Tattoo artist.

Paparazzi.

My money is on the cat lol

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys oil from her. Yo momma so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said, "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Disclosure.

Sex.

Cleavage in that top she is wearing looking good.

Have to agree and looking into the cam and being a dick is unprofessional as well.

Fanny.

Yes. Tibor. Did you ever masturbate at school?

Sky dive, already done a bungee jump. Laser tag or paintballing?

Personally she is the best looking of the 3 and from what I have seen what a set she has too. But just my opinion don't think we will see much from this Apartment but hope you prove me wrong, especially you Angie love to see you masturbating in the open and getting fucked.

To all who served as our armed forces, we thank and salute you! Your sacrifices in honour and duty are worthy to be praised. You truly are our heroes! Happy Veterans Day!

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My daddy is so cool he can eat four burgers at one meal." The second says, "That's nothing. My daddy can eat six." Little Johnny starts laughing and says, "My daddy can eat light bulbs." The other two boys tell Johnny he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks his daddy can eat light bulbs. Little Johnny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my daddy said, "Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing."