Max 2017
Members
-
Joined
-
Last visited
Everything posted by Max 2017
-
-
-
-
Xerography.
-
-
Straight. Hardwood or carpet?
-
Yes. Have you ever eaten yellow snow?
-
No. Have you bought porn when been drunk?
-
-
-
Dom. Brown sauce or tomato sauce?
-
-
-
Stockings. Saver or spender?
-
-
-
Progression.
-
No. Would you let Stepan fuck you for £5.000?
-
Well they have been a good addition.. lol
-
Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night. The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch." The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife." The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
-
Yes, but no-one was there. Have you ever sunbathed naked?
-
-
Pierced nipples. Manicure or pedicure?
-
Yes. Have you used strawberries and whipped cream in bed?
-
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, "Lets talk I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "Ok", said Little Johnny. " That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first." " A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. I have no idea." "Well then," said Little Johnny, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
