Max 2017

Some just enjoy making things up when RLC and their life is boring.

One weirdo member has a major problem with it, I'm sure most of you know who.

Is funny that some do actually believe they can see other things that clearly didn't happen.

There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife. He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said.... ** Take one pill for a great night **. The man thought I want a stupendous night: so he downed the whole bottle. In the morning the neighbours came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying. " What's wrong? " they said. " Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, My backside hurts, and Dad's in the basement yelling: Here Kitty Kitty...."

A husband pinches his wifes bum and says: " Do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle?" The wife annoyed, decided to bite her tongue and say nothing. Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said: " Do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra? " Absolutely fuming, the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said: " Well do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milk man and your fucking brother?"

Three woman are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early. One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off. The redhead does her gardening and has an early night. The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly opens her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house. The next day, the brunette goes on asking: " Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: " No way I nearly got caught!"

Not hard to be "Bate" king or queen on RLC.

Naughty grandma.

Must be or they are shit at picking men... lol

Golf rules for beginners: 1) Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 2) Form a loose grip. 3) Keep your head down. 4) Avoid a quick back swing. 5) Stay out of the water. 6) Try not to hit anyone. 7) If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you. Don't stand directly in front of others. 9) Quiet please... While others are preparing to go. 10) Don't take extra strokes. Now, that's very good. Flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it, "she said, furious. "You better had good explanation." "Calm down, honey," The man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on." The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" He complained. "Your dog called last night."

Great watching her fingers at work but her facial expressions are hot as well.

Do like Violet as well.

Oh I would Zoi before Katie or Lena, suppose that's how some get fucked every guy is different. lol

Amazing what some will do to get back again or get their own Apartment, She will be back.

Love to see Jeff's mum getting fucked

Payed for a holiday or deposit for an Apartment.. LOL

You couldn't pay me enough to touch that... LOL

Battle of the "Friends for an Apartment" begins.... lol

Femdom.

Quality.. Lol

Exactly.. Complete waste of space.

That couch would have been burned.. lol

Can they view the cams in there country?