Lisa

Yes.

Have you ever woken the neighbours being so loud?

3 hours ago, Max 2017 said:

No.

Would you let Stepan fuck you

for £5.000?

No way.

Have you read 50 shades of grey?  (if so did it turn you on?)

2 hours ago, Max 2017 said:

Stockings.

Saver or spender? 

 

Spender. Love shopping

Dom or sub?

A blonde walks into an appliance store, she goes to the cashier and says, "I'd like to buy that television".

The cashier replies, "We don't sell to blondes".

Furious, the blonde storms out of the store.

The next day the blonde goes back to the store but with a black wig on. She goes to the same cashier and says, "I'd like to buy that television".

The cashier replies, "We don't sell to blondes".

Confused and angry the blonde says to him, "How do you know I'm blonde? I have a black wig on!"

The cashier replies, "Because that's a microwave, not a television".

Justin Trousersnake. 

Scarlett Johansson. 

Pedicure.

Red underwear or black underwear? 

EuroTrip. 

Quilt. 

Door. 

Fear. 

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."

Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

A woman goes into a hardware store.

"May I help you ma'am?"

"Yes, please, I need a three inch door hinge."

"Do you wanna screw for it?"

"No thanks," she responds, "but I'll blow you for that clock radio over there."

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation

2) MENopause

3) MENtal breakdown

4) GUYnecology

5) HIMmorrhoids.

2 hours ago, atheris said:

Hell

 

Religious or non-religious?

Non-religious.

Nurse uniform or maid uniform?

Camera

On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 10:30 AM, Max 2017 said:

Banana.

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber.

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole

and works best when jerked?

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts,"Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

She is just an attention seeker and loves herself. But you can say that about a few of them especially the females.

Eric needs to find someone naughtier that actually wants to have sex.

13 minutes ago, Booffer69 said:

The obvious..... 

Letter 

 

Has to begin with B.

Stubble.

Unfaithful.

Thirteen.

1 hour ago, Capeguy said:

Yes, on the interstate but when nature calls......

 

given/received a bj while driving?

Yes. Love that.

Would you do a skydive nude?

On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 11:11 AM, Scotsman84 said:

If you and Kelly Brook get together let me know. LOL

On ‎29‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 1:00 PM, Capeguy said:

I agree with Scotty, if you have a get together with Kelly, you should invite us all over.

Ok will let you guys know.