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Posts posted by Lisa
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For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about there professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the lady and ask, "So what are you?" The lady replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
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11 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:
Only a young pup so 19 again.
Nice and slow or Fast and reckless?
Fast and reckless.
Rich friend or Loyal friend?
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10 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:
Slipped a few in a mates pint but never seen the outcome... LOL
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes.
Have you ever masturbated on cam?
- Scotsman84, Max 2017 and Alexander1951
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BBQ chicken.
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Tuna, cucumber and coleslaw.
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Have been watching this and agree they have some gorgeous presenters.
My favourite is Jo.
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Just enjoy it. Most of you complain nothing happens then when it does is it real or fake.
- Max 2017, Scotsman84, Booffer69 and 2 others
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He asked why the house isn't clean since I'm home all day.
I asked why aren't we rich since you work all day.
- Alexander1951, Max 2017 and Scotsman84
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Date Night.
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Cast Away.
- Scotsman84 and Chucky
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Bride Wars.
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Android.
Dinner with Lev or dinner with Paul?
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30 minutes ago, 90noway said:
Both equally .. but I do really enjoy giving
Oral or Anal?
Oral
Nice legs or nice bum?
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Uncut.
Giving or recieving?
- Scotsman84 and Noway
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1 hour ago, Alexander1951 said:
If I miss, I hit your bush. it's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news?
Newspaper boy.
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
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1 hour ago, atheris said:
Bath
Spit or swallow?
Swallow.
Looks or personality?
- Scotsman84 and atheris
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A teacher was concerned with one of her 11 year old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love." the boy replied.
Holding back the urge to smile, she asked, "With who?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "Don't you see how silly that is? it's true I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"
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A coroner was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the coroner, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe, "He said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh my god!" she screamed, " Bernie Schwartz is dead!"
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Psycho.