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Lisa

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  1. A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

    The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

    " That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?" :P

  2. A couple were married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.

    "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"

    His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there will be sex here at 7 o'clock every night.... whether you're here or not." :P

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