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Fake
 

Fake
 

Yo momma is so poor, she cannot even pay attention

Yo momma is so poor, she cannot even pay attention

Sinful
Prude or slut?

Jimi Hendrix

Iron Maiden.

Grand Funk Railroad

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Rory Gallagher

Cream

Yo momma is so poor, she cannot even pay attention

Yo momma is so poor, she cannot even pay attention

Dom
 
Hands or no hands during blowjob?

Yo momma is so poor, she cannot even pay attention

Cremated
 
healthy food or junk food?

No
Have you ever shaved your genitals?

Jenna Jameson

No
 
Have you ever been involved in a car crash?

Little Johnny... Name That Animal
Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"

"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, "Lets talk I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"Ok", said Little Johnny. " That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first."
" A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. I have no idea."
"Well then," said Little Johnny, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
 

I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
 
What has a slice of toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
 
My boss said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.

This August
When was the last time you had an orgasm?

No
Have you ever caught someone doing it?

No
Are you watching Adeline and Markus getting fucked right now?