King Hamlet
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King Hamlet reacted to Zander in Favourite Funny Lines From Movies?
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Animal House
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King Hamlet reacted to StnCld316 in Favourite Funny Lines From Movies?
Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
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King Hamlet reacted to StnCld316 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave.
The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
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King Hamlet reacted to StnCld316 in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Little Johnny comes home from Sunday School with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
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King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Masha, Sasha, Dasha Threesome.
God needs to show Sasha the way. LOL
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King Hamlet reacted to Zander in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."
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