Scotsman84 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Lesley Nielsen- Airplane. Can you fly this plane and land it? Surely you can't be Serious?! I Am Serious... And don't call me Shirley. Lol Max 2017, Danny, Lisa and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougiestyle4u Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 1988 movie Midnight Run staring Robert De Niro and Charles Grodin. In one scene De Niro says to Grodin "now here come two words for you - SHUT THE FUCK UP". At the time, when i heard this i busted a gut laughing so hard that i was in tears as the movie kept playing. The way he said it and the more than two words thing really hit my funny bone. This phrase still makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougiestyle4u Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 from the movie PLANES, TRAINS and AUTOMOBILES with Steve Martin as Neal and the late John Candy as Del (who was a fellow Canadian) [at the car rental agency, after Neal finds the rental car he was assigned is not in the expected spot] Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? Neal: [indignantly] Yes. Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick ” 4 fucking wheels and a seat! Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Agent: Oh, boy. Neal: "Oh, boy" what? Agent: You're fucked. This great funny movie still makes me piss myself laughing so fucking hard with fucking tears. Steve Martin and John Candy were dynamic together and bounced things off each other so well. I totally recommend watching this movie if you haven't. It is a fucking classic (sorry - no sex - just non stop laughs). Scotsman84, Zander, Danny and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolmaker123 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 "Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!"A League of Their Own (1992) Max 2017, King Hamlet and Capeguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolmaker123 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 from the movie PLANES, TRAINS and AUTOMOBILES with Steve Martin as Neal and the late John Candy as Del (who was a fellow Canadian) [at the car rental agency, after Neal finds the rental car he was assigned is not in the expected spot] Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you? Neal: [indignantly] Yes. Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick — 4 fucking wheels and a seat! Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Agent: Oh, boy. Neal: "Oh, boy" what? Agent: You're fucked. This great funny movie still makes me piss myself laughing so fucking hard with fucking tears. Steve Martin and John Candy were dynamic together and bounced things off each other so well. I totally recommend watching this movie if you haven't. It is a fucking classic (sorry - no sex - just non stop laughs). I laugh so hard I pissed myself when Neal lets Del use the bathroom first and he's left with just a tiny washcloth to dry off after his shower. dougiestyle4u 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolmaker123 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Every line and scene in RV with Robin Williams; anyone that's ever RV'd knows and has experienced every scene in the movie. Max 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted June 22, 2016 Author Share Posted June 22, 2016 Dumb and Dumber. Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere? Mary Swanson: How'd you guess? Lloyd Christmas: I saw your luggage. Then when i noticed the airline ticket, i put 2 and 2 together. Lol Danny, Zander, Chucky and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." (Dumb and Dumber) Lisa, Scotsman84, Danny and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max 2017 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 "Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place." (City Slickers) King Hamlet and Scotsman84 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted November 5, 2017 Author Share Posted November 5, 2017 Elaine Dickinson: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking.. we regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to be alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? Airplane! King Hamlet, Max 2017, Danny and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I french kiss. Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it. Vacation ( 1983 ) King Hamlet and Max 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman84 Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 Ellen: What are you looking at? Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... ( Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RVs toilet ) Eddie: Shitter was full. Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey? Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better. Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. It's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within 10 yards of it. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Chucky, Zander, Max 2017 and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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