King Hamlet
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King Hamlet reacted to dougiestyle4u in Where are they from ?
Now over 3 and 1/2 years later you can probably ask the current members in the Chatbox for this information since they know EVERYTHING about the girls and couples (according to them). Oh wait, on second thought they will probably tell you to FUCK OFF - lol They are an exclusive "clique" and talk a certain language - gibberish.
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King Hamlet reacted to Conor in Fucking Crazy.
No point in doing that if when he puts his cock inside you, you can't handle it. She is the problem not Eric.
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King Hamlet reacted to Plank in Mira & Henry #1
M & H are away at the moment, and Vera is looking after the place. She is also enjoying dressing up in some of Mira's outfits.
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King Hamlet reacted to Scotsman84 in Mira & Henry #1
No wonder he is smiling, she ain't the best looking but can do better than that ugly fucker.
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King Hamlet reacted to Conor in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club.
He stated that 'he couldn't have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts.... when they get fucked every week!'
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King Hamlet reacted to Shadow V in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!)
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said. "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap." cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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King Hamlet got a reaction from Bandit in Opinions.
Problem is some think their opinion means more than others.