Conor

Babylon Zoo

Baffled

XXX: State of the Union

Insurance Clerk

Abbey Clancy

A man and his ever nagging wife were on a holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost $4500 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.

The husband said, "Ship her home." Shocked, the undertaker asked, "But sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"

The husband replied, "A long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead.... I can't take the chance!"

While inspecting the honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. "What is this for?" she asks her husband. "If you put a quarter in," he says, reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating."

"Save your money," she says. "When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating."

Feel myself watching this apartment less and less. Yes they are putting on a show for viewers but just getting boring now, just another one to add to the Not Real Life pile

Niger

Ready to Rumble

On ‎26‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 3:28 PM, Scotsman84 said:

No

 

Have you been pleasured in the back of a taxi?

Yes

Watched your partner with someone else?

Al Murray

Yo momma so lazy she won the Netflix marathon

Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

Yo momma's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them

Yo momma so stank, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners

Yo momma is such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost

Yo momma so ugly when she looks in the mirror Michael Jackson sings beat it

Volbeat 

On 26/01/2018 at 2:31 PM, Scotsman84 said:

Change of underwear needed for this driver lol 

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Yo momma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license

Yo momma is so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper 

Yonder 

Only the lonely 

Vic Reeves 

Iran 

Ian Irving

J is done

Kenya

Pearl Jam 

Brooklyn Decker 

Yo momma is so stupid, when they said,

"Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.