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Abbey Clancy

Yo momma's legs are like Jif easy to spread.
Yo momma is so dumb not even Google could translate her.
Yo momma so hairy Bear Grylls can't find his way out of there.
Yo momma so fat and stupid she takes apart computers looking for cookies.

Yo momma is so stupid, when they said,
"Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Crisp Jaw Milk Stout

While inspecting the honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. "What is this for?" she asks her husband. "If you put a quarter in," he says, reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating."
"Save your money," she says. "When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating."

Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

Parklife - Blur 

Elle Macpherson

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh mi brazo lol

Alberto lol

Always wondered why women wear them lol 

Most don't have the balls to give their opinion and just agree with the special ones lol. 

Everyone has the right to their opinion positive or negative. 

Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

Some don't like it especially when it's about a favourite of theirs. I give mine and take it how you want.