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Where does it say no men allowed and how long they can stay?? 

She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!"
Everyone in the bar stops and stares.
Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises.
She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?"

Some of you need to make up your minds: One minute you complain the guys are there then the next you are like kids in a sweetie shop all excited that the girls are getting fucked. WTF
Rather see them getting fucked than massages that lead to fuck all.

Five Important Qualities.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Some of you need to make up your minds: One minute you complain the guys are there then the next you are like kids in a sweetie shop all excited that the girls are getting fucked. WTF
Rather see them getting fucked than massages that lead to fuck all.

They office, tradesman etc are funny especially when some actually believe it's true.

Some of you need to make up your minds: One minute you complain the guys are there then the next you are like kids in a sweetie shop all excited that the girls are getting fucked. WTF
Rather see them getting fucked than massages that lead to fuck all.

Five Important Qualities.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Five Important Qualities.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Really