Dave

Think I will pass and not waste my time. Why can't some of you just watch instead of trying to guess what will happen next? Sounds like some of you are obsessed with the girls and being right about everything that happens. 

I think some members have to much time on their hands. 

Like some have said this forum is fucked. CamCaps isn't much better so no point going there. Maybe time to sell up and move on 

What are we not allowed to have a laugh and a joke now!! Maybe it does show how boring it's getting and some have to find something to keep us entertained. 

Bring in the money1 & Bring in the money2 

Bollocks 1 & Bollocks 2 lol

Little Johnny comes home from Sunday School with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next Sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

A man walks into a barber shop and says, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, "You and I should spend some time in a hotel room."
She replies, "My husband wouldn't like that."
The man says, "Tell him you are working overtime, and i'll pay you the difference."
She says, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."

You think you have heard it all then you hear one of the apartments has a "spy"......... Really!!