Zander
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Zander reacted to Conor in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second catholic man chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Grace'."
The third catholic man says, "My son is a cardinal, when he walks into a room, everyone bows their head and says, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth catholic man says proudly, "My son is the pope, when he walks into people call him, "Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."
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Zander reacted to Danny in need a laugh when rlc is dead #1
Things Your Wife Won't Say:
The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.
I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy.
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.
God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
I only signed up for yoga so I can get my legs behind my head.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Honey, our neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
Awesome fart! Do another one!
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Zander got a reaction from Sketch in Mature couple or single Lady
Some single 40+ woman would be hot or mature couple would do.
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Zander got a reaction from Danny in Mature couple or single Lady
Some single 40+ woman would be hot or mature couple would do.
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Zander got a reaction from Bandit in Mature couple or single Lady
Some single 40+ woman would be hot or mature couple would do.
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Zander reacted to Max 2017 in Mature couple or single Lady
Anyone else like to see them change it? Nice to see older couple or a single mature lady.
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Zander reacted to Scotsman84 in Mature couple or single Lady
Yeah get rid of some of the young wastes of space and get some mature "Real" people that know how to fuck and please there partners. Orgasm think most think it's an App for their phone.. lol
Peace Out.
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Zander reacted to Bandit in 2018 Clear-out
My opinion: I would keep E&S, N&B, L&T, M&A, C&T, L&R and Angie. Rest couldn't care less
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Zander reacted to Danny in 2018 Clear-out
Don't know about the rest of you but I find myself getting bored and only actually watch a handful of apartments.
How many would you keep?
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Zander reacted to Bandit in Annoying Bimbos
Noticed most that watch the single girls are of the mature age, does screeching and acting like children get less annoying the older you get or just happy to see young girls nude?
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Zander reacted to Bandit in Masha and Sasha Fan Page
Makes me sick thinking about it never mind sleeping in it, be cleaner in a pigsty. I'm sure Masha could make it happen if you really wanted to see some guy on guy.
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