It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, i'll just turn the lights off."