Johnny

Anyone else notice it got worse not long after the price went up.

Dumbass alert

Watching the older ones shows the difference between then and now. Much more down to earth and Real. Shame a lot have been removed over the years.

Asya nice looking compared to some mingers we have.

Chloe and Numbnuts are visiting... Will we see a Foursome?? lol

I'm sure its only a matter of time lol

What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5 - 7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.

Father and son in supermarket. "Dad, what are these?" "That's a 3 pack of condoms son for secondary school lads. 1 for Friday night, 1 for Saturday night and 1 for Sunday night." "What about the 6pack dad?" "They are for university lads. 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night and 2 for Sunday night." "Well dad, what about the 12pac then?" "Married men son. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March........."

A sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand answered 'several times a night." "That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how its going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."

Nothing worse seeing sexy underwear being abused.

Most are old and probably can't get it up so not much chance or use pmsl.

Just had a daft idiot knock on my door and the first thing he asked was, "Do you live here?" So I told him, "No, I just like burgling people's houses in my boxer shorts."

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape. she was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.

Punched the doctor this morning! "That's for saying my wife has a nice fanny!" The Doc screamed, "You idiot, I told her she had acute angina!"

What happens when you employ kids instead of adults.

Happy Easter.