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"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.

The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."

On ‎2‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 6:29 PM, Scotsman84 said:

Better than some of the girls RLC have and some of them are suppose to be performers.

Returns 

12 hours ago, dougiestyle4u said:

 

 

When I first started looking at RLC there were only 4 to 6 apartments and it was the voyeur thrill of maybe catching something within the confines of the apartments that would excite me. Would I get a sneak look at cleavage, side boobs, downblouse, see-through outfit, tight fitting clothes (spandex or lycra), bottom butt cheeks, shapely curves, pretty face, attractive woman, bra and panties, watch a woman do her daily housework while naked (cooking, cleaning, watching tv, etc), girl doing some dancing, maybe naked boobs, see total nudity, shower or bath, some couple sex (masturbation was rarely evident compared to now) or the fact that I can watch a couple (no single tenants back then) live their real life as if the cameras were not there. Basically, I was interested in RLC for the voyeur thrill rather than any porn action. So, back then, RealLifeCam voyeur site to me was not a porn site in terms of what we think as "porn". Once the tenants started performing for the cams and intentionally having sex for viewer hits to increase subscriptions AND doing the sex directly in front of the cams for optimum viewing then, to me, it became a porn site. Frequent masturbation and sex plus the demand for masturbation and sex in the open gives me reasons to say that RLC is a porn site.

As far as me watching porn - definitely. Is RLC a good substitute for porn - no. Does RLC currently satisfy my voyeur thrills - definitely not. So I search porn sites that would satisfy my voyeur thrills such as downblouse, pokies, naked cooking or cleaning, naked walking outside, nudism, spy/voyeur/hidden cams, peepholes, naked wrestling, naked dancing, solarium (tanning bed) cams, showing cock or nudity to others (pizza guy, hotel room service, etc), celebrity sex tapes, candid ass, beach girls/women and much much more. For me, when I watch a variety of voyeur thrills that is real life then my pleasure is exceeded and I get what I want. When it appears fake or "performed" then it does nothing for me. Being a voyeur is one thing that I enjoy while porn (dirty, wild, extreme, gross, or whatever) is also just as enjoyable but the difference is the amount or type of actual sex/nude activities between the two.

Years ago in an RLCF forum topic I questioned the words/terms and definition of each - "voyeur", "real life" and "porn". I really don't think there will be a consensus on what each means. Everyone has their own opinion and some leeway but since we are talking only about RLC this will not be settled. Is RLC a true voyeur site, does RLC provide a real life scenario in all the apartments and is RLC actually a porn site. In my opinion, based on what I stated above - as it is now, RLC is not a voyeur site, RLC is not even close to being real life and RLC is a porn site.

Try telling some in the chat that, they are adamant that RLC isn't a porn site lol. 

On 2/17/2019 at 5:03 PM, Pleasant said:

Considering the "Online Showreel" aspect of these apartments, it's obvious many of them don't get any work outside from it, otherwise why are so many returning? If a model got successful, the last place she would be is on here.

Some are definitely questionable if they are really models, if so some countries it's easier to be a model than others. On the other hand amazing what makeup and Photoshop can do for some. Has made some believe in the chat they are models anyway. 

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A: Posh doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind.

Q: How did George Michael find out he was dyslexic?

A: He misread the sign "Have a walk in our park".

Q: What happened when Tiger Woods signed his scorecard with a 69?

A: The PGA asked if it was on the golf course or in the bedroom!

Q: Why have there been less suicide bombings since Susan Boyle's rise to fame?

A: Because terrorists didn't know what a virgin looked like!

Q: Do you know what the secret of an Islamic marriage is?

A: The husband gets to see a striptease every night.

Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammmered.

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?

A: Tickle the goat under the chin. 

Q: What do you call a bad Muslim optometrist?

A: Asif Eyecare. 

15 hours ago, Bandit said:

Most is exact same no matter what group they have. Parties, Lesbian scenes, Rubbing/climbing over eachother and 90% of the time goes nowhere. Couples Vac - at least one girl joins the apartment and starts some kind of lesbian "show" while the dumbass male plays with his phone. 

Not intelligent enough to come up with new ideas. They clearly have watched others or been told what gets some excited and what to do to make the views and cash. Couples get away with doing nothing on daily and weekly basis far to much. And yes no one masturbates or has sex everyday but damn sure if most had the time the tenants do who wouldn't!!.

Lets be honest they are all dead beats, some just more than others. As for quality of the girls RLC must really be running out of ideas. Twins, Anna, Gina and Kylie perfect example. Like most things no-one knows for sure who is using "Real" names and who is not. Every now and then you can hear them being called by their "Real" names and not by RLC name. Unless you want to follow them on social media like some kind of weirdo names don't really matter.

My wife treats me like a God - Every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering.

I've been happily married for 10 whole years - And 10 out of 30 isn't bad.

My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath - Or if I really have to I should at least wait till she gets out.

When a married man says, "I'll think about it", what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey please.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "Just found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "Just found out my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."

On ‎6‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 4:12 AM, StnCld316 said:

Wasn't expecting that - lol

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Tailgunner - Iron Maiden

Blackened - Metallica

Extremities

Has got old pretty quick as most do the same thing over and over. For being young they are not what you would call adventurous or energetic and over before it really even gets started. As for the chat you have to be a certain way it seems and chat the same way others do. Give it a miss.

One day Mr.Smith, the president of a large corporation called his vice-president Dave into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr.Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to arrive in, so Dave said, "Barbara, ive got a problem. You see, ive got to lay you or Jack off and don't know what to do?"

Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."