Vaz

One Christmas eve, Santa Claus comes down a chimney and is startled by a beautiful young blonde. She asks, "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!" So she takes of her nightgown, and only wearing bra and panties, she asks, "Santa now will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!". She takes off everything and asks once more. "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies, "Hey, Hey, Hey, I gotta stay, gotta stay! I cant get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell the truth, but make you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the thinnest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up.
The second person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told her mirror, "I think I am the prettiest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up.
Last to come was a blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think....." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.

A blonde at a party was telling her friend that she has sworn off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they are just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator". "So, what will you do when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "I'll just fake an orgasm like always!"

One Christmas eve, Santa Claus comes down a chimney and is startled by a beautiful young blonde. She asks, "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!" So she takes of her nightgown, and only wearing bra and panties, she asks, "Santa now will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!". She takes off everything and asks once more. "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies, "Hey, Hey, Hey, I gotta stay, gotta stay! I cant get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

RLC frowns on posting of images of tenants in the forums or anywhere in RLCF yet they are comfortable that very sick subscribers/chatters/stalkers are allowed to broadcast personal details about them. They access personal social media sites of current and past tenants to continue the stalking outside of the RLC apartments/palaces (they know where the apartments are located). Even some stalkers get on the chat to specifically update everyone about the girls' daily activities. RLC doesn't give a damn about the tenants safety and even possibly supplies all the accessories (putting this very lightly) so the female tenants can wildly perform for the weekly/monthly bonuses or to pump up and push for new subscribers. RLC comes across as a "pimp". And from what I hear since the chat is 100% true (LMFAO), some female tenants are pimps.

You only just realised that! The more they attract, the more weird and fucked up they get.

Seems no matter what forums you visit, the same extreme, over the top people are either viewers of Barcelona show girls, Leora or both. Go out their way to find every little thing about them. Even when they are not part of the show. Some are borderline weird, and should have their Passports taken off them.

Good cock mouth tho. LOL

Dipping your wick
Filling the cream donut 
Launching the meat missile
Slaying the vadragon

Sharpening the pencil
Taking the bald headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest
Pounding the punani pavement
Parking the beef bus in tuna town 

Roughing up the suspect
Two-ball in the middle pocket
Stuffin' the muffin
Bedroom rodeo
Burying the weasel
Doing the dirty deed