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Three women are debating about how wide their pussy are.

The first one said, "When my husband and I have sex he puts his penis and his testicles in my pussy."

The second one said, "Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine."

It was the turn of the third women and she pointed to her pussy and said, "Jimmy, Jimmy come out, please."

 

My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."

"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.

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"Mommy, Mommy... did you know that nurses can come apart..?"

"Well..no. What makes you say that..?"

"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse...!"

 

Success is like pregnancy.

Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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