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My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I'd be up to some action in the bedroom.

I brought home diet pills. Apparently very much not what she meant.

 

I got really angry with my sat nav today. I even yelled at it to go to hell. 20 minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-laws house.

 

Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that, as both husband and father, I can say anything I want around the house.

Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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