CowArt Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 On 5/4/2017 at 12:56 AM, dougiestyle4u said: Man, women sure can make anything look like a work of art. Will never look at cucumbers the same anymore - not just a vegetable but also a sex toy. But either way - tasty. Expand Trips to the grocery store are becoming increasingly embarrassing, I'm starting to have impure thoughts in the fruits and vegetable section, and ever since Jessica and her can of Pringles the snacks section isn't safe either... Capeguy and dougiestyle4u 2 Quote
dougiestyle4u Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 On 5/4/2017 at 3:51 PM, CowArt said: Trips to the grocery store are becoming increasingly embarrassing, I'm starting to have impure thoughts in the fruits and vegetable section, and ever since Jessica and her can of Pringles the snacks section isn't safe either... Expand Tends to give you the munchies for food though - or is it for pussy. Damn forgot what I wanted, getting so confused - lol. CowArt 1 Quote
dougiestyle4u Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 On 5/4/2017 at 3:51 PM, CowArt said: Trips to the grocery store are becoming increasingly embarrassing, I'm starting to have impure thoughts in the fruits and vegetable section, and ever since Jessica and her can of Pringles the snacks section isn't safe either... Expand Let's just say that you in the grocery store looking to buy an English cucumber and a nice pretty woman (young or mature) is beside you also reaching for one. Are you so bold as to look her in the eye with a horny devious smile and ask: - "do you come here often?" (in reference to her replenishing her sex toys) - hehe - "are you a vegetarian or do you also like meat (in reference to cock)?" - hehe - "would you recommend these longer English cucumbers compared to the much shorter fatter ones such as the regular garden cucumber (more girth or thicker cock)?" - hehe - "are these better with the skin left on or peeled off ? (in reference to foreskin)" - hehe - "is zucchini much different than these long cucumbers? (they are wider at the bottom and skinnier at the top)" - "have you ever heard of French cucumbers? (in reference to deep throat French kissing) - hehe" - "have you ever tried mixing Pringles with cucumbers? (in reference to Jessica's use of Pringles) Perhaps I should avoid grocery stores - you think. Am I a fake pervert or a real pervert? Sketch 1 Quote
CowArt Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 There a plant called Ecballium, also referred to as the Squirting Cucumber: Create an account to see this content! And yes, I already know I'm a pervert. WhySoSerious?, Scotsman84, King Hamlet and 1 other 4 Quote
dougiestyle4u Posted May 4, 2017 Posted May 4, 2017 On 5/4/2017 at 6:03 PM, CowArt said: There a plant called Ecballium, also referred to as the Squirting Cucumber: Create an account to see this content! And yes, I already know I'm a pervert. Expand you are one sick puppy - LMFAO Quote
Scotsman84 Posted May 5, 2017 Author Posted May 5, 2017 Create an account to see this content! WhySoSerious?, Rudi, Max 2017 and 7 others 10 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Posted May 14, 2017 Bet She Can't Wait To Get Home. Create an account to see this content! WhySoSerious?, King Hamlet, Danny and 4 others 6 1 Quote
dougiestyle4u Posted May 14, 2017 Posted May 14, 2017 On 5/14/2017 at 9:48 PM, Scotsman84 said: Bet She Can't Wait To Get Home. Create an account to see this content! Expand I happen to love cucumbers so I wouldn't mind if she deep pussied one end while I munched on the other end (with added pussy drippings for extra flavor) until we met in the middle where the real good stuff hits the palate (roof of the mouth) - fucking yummy Max 2017 and Scotsman84 2 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Posted May 14, 2017 NEVER.. lol Create an account to see this content! Danny, dougiestyle4u, Shaggy and 3 others 6 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted May 14, 2017 Author Posted May 14, 2017 Dumbass.. lol Create an account to see this content! Lisa, Alexander1951, Sketch and 9 others 9 3 Quote
dougiestyle4u Posted May 15, 2017 Posted May 15, 2017 On 5/14/2017 at 11:53 PM, Scotsman84 said: NEVER.. lol Create an account to see this content! Expand Agree with you Scotsman84. This is not about vegetable abuse - it is about best use of a vegetable - haha. It helps our farmers and the economy with increased demand and sales. There is a drawback or shortcoming - ladies saying "sorry guys I am busy tonight maybe check back some other day". Scotsman84 and Danny 2 Quote
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Scotsman84 Posted May 17, 2017 Author Posted May 17, 2017 Good Girl. Create an account to see this content! dougiestyle4u, King Hamlet, Shaggy and 6 others 7 2 Quote
Max 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 On 10/3/2017 at 8:20 AM, Lisa said: Hot and very funny guys. Expand Have you done it? dougiestyle4u and Lisa 2 Quote
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