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need a laugh when rlc is dead #2


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What's the most sensitive part of someone's anatomy when they are masturbating? Their ears.

 

My woman told me she would never masturbate when she was on her period. But I caught her red-handed!

 

After my roommate caught me jerking off in her bathroom, she asked. "Do you come here often?"

 

Why is dating like fishing? There's plenty fish in the sea. But until you catch one, you're just stuck holding your rod.

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